Several rumors have been flying around that Cheryl Cole is planning on re-releasing 3 Words in America- maybe even recording another album! So, I've decided to assemble a list of so and don't s for Cheryl to have success in the USA. Here it comes...
Do
- Use "Fight For This Love" as first single- has more hope than the others!
- Pose for more magazines than sing live.
- Dance more than sing live.
- Anything other than sing live.
- Scrounge a way into working on The X Factor USA
- Record better songs.
- Hire better lyricists, or write better ones yourself.
- Change your album cover to something more sluttish- it will sell more and distract the buyer from the music.
- Try to decrease how annoying your accent is.
Don't
- Speak.
- Sing.
- Record anymore songs that abbreviate words.
- Work or record anymore tracks with Will.I.Am.
- Ever let anyone give you a microphone ever again!
There you go, Cheryl. I hope you have found these tips both educational and helpful. If you follow these rules, I can guarantee that you will be the next Beyonce (but without the talent). Thanks for reading!
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